Its Clever but Its Not Funny
It's the most boo-tiful time of the year: Spooky season! After hanging up all the creepy Halloween party decorations and baking some festive Halloween desserts, it's time to break out all the funny Halloween puns in your Halloween cards and at your spook-tacular celebration — because how else would you get the party startled? Luckily, we've got a list of the best, most wickedly-funny puns all inspired by everything Halloween-themed, from witches and ghouls to pumpkins, candy and more.
And get this: Not only will these puns make all the ghosts and ghouls at your party howl with laughter, they'll also make for some great inspiration for your punny Halloween costume, your Halloween Instagram caption, or even the spooky Halloween card you're sending to all your ghoul-friends. Whatever the case, these scary-good puns will get you in the spirit for your best, most fa-boo-lous holiday yet. Looking for even more howl-worthy laughs on October 31? Be sure to check out our list of the best Halloween jokes, too!
Halloween Monster Puns
- Happy Howl-oween!
- Where my ghouls at?
- Life's a witch, and then you fly.
- Ghostest with the mostest.
- Love at first bite.
- Ghouls just want to have fun!
- Want to hear some skeleton puns? They're very humerus!
- It's gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
- Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
- If you've got it, haunt it.
- I didn't want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
- Halloween's not the same if I can't be witch you.
- I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.
- You're just my (blood) type.
- Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
- I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that witch.
- Let's have some skele-fun!
- Beware of Resting Witch Face.
- Fangs for the memories.
- Fiends for life.
- You've ghost to be kidding me!
Halloween Candy Puns
- Goblin up candy all night.
- I can't Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.
- What desserts do ghosts love? "I scream!"
- No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
- Here's to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.
- Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don't forget to save room for "I scream.
- Don't go goblin up all my candy!
- Your costume is so realistic, it's un-candy!
- Trick or treat yo' self to some candy.
- No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
- Witch better have my candy.
- It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!
- Bone appetit!
- I'm going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
- Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!
- Twix or treat!
- Wow, this Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
- Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!
- This will definitely come in candy.
- I'm not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.
Halloween Pumpkin Puns
- I am the Pun-kin King of Halloween!
- I will gourd my candy with my life.
- Just having a gourd time!
- Give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
- Oh my gourdness, it's finally Halloween!
- I'm way ahead of the carve.
- Go big or gourd home!
- Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
- This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.
- Pumpkin' out Halloween puns like it's nobody's business.
- Aren't these pumpkins gourd-geous?
- It's easy to repair a broken jack o'lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!
- Let's pumpkin spice things up this Halloween.
- Don't forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!
- My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!
- Squash goals.
- You are the pick of the patch!
- Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Lookin' gourd-geous!
- Keep calm and pumpkin on.
Other Halloween Puns
- Trick or treat yo'self!
- Tricks or it didn't happen.
- Just creepin' it real this Halloween.
- I'm here for the boos.
- My costume would have been perfect if my hair agreed with me. Guess I'm just having a bad scare day.
- I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
- Let's get this party startled!
- I've been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.
- Don't be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!
- Like my costume? I got it at a boo-tique.
- This Halloween, live on the fright side.
- A scare is born tonight.
- I'm going to this Halloween party for the boos.
- Bow down to your Hallow-queen.
- These Halloween puns are totally eerie-sistible.
- Have a spook-tacular Halloween!
- Be scareful how you use it!
- Let's Boooogie on down.
- Fright for the right to party!
- I've got every trick or treat in the book.
- You look very boo-tiful today.
- Bring your own boos.
- You can find me in the boo-bubble bath.
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Source: https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/halloween-ideas/a33001797/halloween-puns/
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